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March 8, 2010


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100307/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_breast_milk_assault
By FAR..the most emailed story of the weekend was this one.  It's a story of
breast-milk assault.  No kidding..

http://consumerist.com/2010/03/check-out-the-secret-mcmenu-item-thats-sweeping-sf-the-mc1035.html
So far, this is just a RUMOR...but it appears that you can order the most amazing
sandwich at McDonald's...but only at exactly 10:35!!

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/local/news-article.aspx?storyid=152875&provider=rss
Wanna see the definition of a "sh*t-eating grin?"  Click here!

http://www.wftv.com/news/22757057/detail.html
Here's the last guy you'd want to see moving into your neighborhood!  Unless you
don't mind a lot of panties and sand...

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2010/03/05/13132366-qmi.html
Man sues Canadian airline....for NOT looking at his scrotum.

http://keysnews.com/node/21349
Most awesome UBH story EVER.  (That's "unwanted body hair," by the way..)

March 5, 2010


www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,588061,00.html
Ever miss an old girlfriend?  Ever miss her so much you decide to start stealing
panties?  Oh, uh..me neither!

www.thenewstribune.com/2010/03/04/1095844/elma-man-electrocuted-through.html
Very important follow-up!  Apparently, it's perfectly fine to pee on a power line.
Click here for the whole story!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8549069.stm
If this family moves into your city, you might want to leave town. 

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8547329.stm
Truly awesome video.  Some British researchers did a test to see what would have
happened if a guy with a bomb in his underpants actually successfully detonated the
bomb.  You really do have to see this video.

www.wral.com/news/strange/story/7166400/
When choosing a getaway vehicle, it's important to choose something that can
actually go faster than the police can.
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