Builders Discount Center Deck Envy Contest

Here is a collection of pathetic decks sent in by Rock 92 P1 Listeners.  Try not to laugh.
 
worn out deck
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My deck is more than 18 years old. I have painted it at least a dozen times, bang the nails back as they work their way up and now it is sagging and swaying and just needs to go. Please SAVE me! I want to be a proud P1 and the envy of my neighbors!
 

Eric Stine our WINNER!
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Dilapidated
Moody Deck Pic 2

I have a little deck :(
Crime Scene Deck
What the Deck!?
Non-existent deck.

"Off to the nail nursing home....one...by..one!!"
Serious Safety Hazard
Karmin and Seth's deck
square mess

Deck
Hot Mess!
bad to the boards
Deck is gone!

steps
POS deck
My Poor Porch--
Bray Deck

Deck me out
Danger Danger Danger
Pitiful Patio
Splintery Deck

Future Mud Hole
deck is falling down
side deck
Back Deck

Our pitiful (cant even call it a) deck..
Extremely Scary No Way Down Deck!
Rickety ol" steps
Deck-wood=lawn chairs and mud

A ghost of decks past
effed up deck
Deck
Free Deck

ONE MAN DECK
my back door
Sagging Deck
Painfully Desperate P1s

WARNING! unsafe under all circumstances
No deck
Taylor's deck
Wallace Falling In Deck

No Room to Rock
no deck
david
Deck Needed

My Deck
Now where did I put that porch?
worn out deck
Side Deck

Dan Byer
Falling Apart
Lack of Deck
Its a DECK of a MESS

Our yard
Damn Deck
parise deck
Dilapidated Deck

My little deck :(
Where's the deck???
horrible
No Deck