Builders Discount Center Deck Envy Contest

Here is a collection of pathetic decks sent in by Rock 92 P1 Listeners.  Try not to laugh.
 
Dan Byer
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I have a 56 y/o house that I inherited from my in laws when my wife passed. This was her house to be (inheritance) and when she was in her last few weeks, she asked to have this given to me. I had sold our house as she became sicker. Losing all of the work we had done. This house was a 25 year rental and the inlaws never did what should have been done to upkeep but band-aid instead. So I painted. fixed, replaced, had floors leveled etc... just to make it livable for me. The deck is a rectangular blah. I did add some railings but that is like putting lipstick on a pig.
To fully relax and enjoy the back yard and some solitude, I would like to add on some usable space!!
pick me pick me!! PLEASE?
 

Eric Stine our WINNER!

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Dilapidated

Moody Deck Pic 2

I have a little deck :(

Crime Scene Deck

What the Deck!?

Non-existent deck.

"Off to the nail nursing home....one...by..one!!"

Serious Safety Hazard

Karmin and Seth's deck

square mess

Deck

Hot Mess!

bad to the boards

Deck is gone!

steps

POS deck

My Poor Porch--

Bray Deck

Deck me out

Danger Danger Danger

Pitiful Patio

Splintery Deck

Future Mud Hole

deck is falling down

side deck

Back Deck

Our pitiful (cant even call it a) deck..

Extremely Scary No Way Down Deck!

Rickety ol" steps

Deck-wood=lawn chairs and mud

A ghost of decks past

effed up deck

Deck

Free Deck

ONE MAN DECK

my back door

Sagging Deck

Painfully Desperate P1s

WARNING! unsafe under all circumstances

No deck

Taylor's deck

Wallace Falling In Deck

No Room to Rock

no deck

david

Deck Needed

My Deck

Now where did I put that porch?

worn out deck

Side Deck

Dan Byer

Falling Apart

Lack of Deck

Its a DECK of a MESS

Our yard

Damn Deck

parise deck

Dilapidated Deck

My little deck :(

Where's the deck???

horrible

No Deck