Builders Discount Center Deck Envy Contest

Here is a collection of pathetic decks sent in by Rock 92 P1 Listeners.  Try not to laugh.
 
Sagging Deck
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Deck was built as an afterthought when the house was built (~15 years ago). They didn't even use cement footers...posts are right into the ground, hence the sag. It is also so out of sorts the my 11 year old son Jack got a huge splinter in his bare foot last year from the deck surface! OUCH! Had to pin him down and pull it out. I have stained it every year but my wife is after me to build a new, larger one.
I would like to but the money tree in the back yard hasn't started sprouting yet! HELP!!
 

Eric Stine our WINNER!

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Dilapidated

Moody Deck Pic 2

I have a little deck :(

Crime Scene Deck

What the Deck!?

Non-existent deck.

"Off to the nail nursing home....one...by..one!!"

Serious Safety Hazard

Karmin and Seth's deck

square mess

Deck

Hot Mess!

bad to the boards

Deck is gone!

steps

POS deck

My Poor Porch--

Bray Deck

Deck me out

Danger Danger Danger

Pitiful Patio

Splintery Deck

Future Mud Hole

deck is falling down

side deck

Back Deck

Our pitiful (cant even call it a) deck..

Extremely Scary No Way Down Deck!

Rickety ol" steps

Deck-wood=lawn chairs and mud

A ghost of decks past

effed up deck

Deck

Free Deck

ONE MAN DECK

my back door

Sagging Deck

Painfully Desperate P1s

WARNING! unsafe under all circumstances

No deck

Taylor's deck

Wallace Falling In Deck

No Room to Rock

no deck

david

Deck Needed

My Deck

Now where did I put that porch?

worn out deck

Side Deck

Dan Byer

Falling Apart

Lack of Deck

Its a DECK of a MESS

Our yard

Damn Deck

parise deck

Dilapidated Deck

My little deck :(

Where's the deck???

horrible

No Deck