Builders Discount Center Deck Envy Contest

Here is a collection of pathetic decks sent in by Rock 92 P1 Listeners.  Try not to laugh.
 
Eric Stine our WINNER!
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You know you're a red deck...

So as you can see, I have a small deck. I feel my tiny deck has a lot of potential, it just needs some professional help. I have been struggling with the size of my deck for many years now, but this struggle has recently come to a head. My girlfriend has commented that she would be much happier with a bigger deck, and this has me concerned. Sure, she says my deck is "the perfect size", but I know she is just trying to spare my feelings. I fear she will leave me for a man with a bigger deck. HELP SAVE MY RELATIONSHIP 2GNC! HELP ME GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND A BIGGER DECK! Here is a link to another pic of my deck so you can see it's true potential for greatness: http://i55.tinypic.com/2illq8g.jpg. Help me 2GNC, you are my only hope
 

Eric Stine our WINNER!

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Dilapidated

Moody Deck Pic 2

I have a little deck :(

Crime Scene Deck

What the Deck!?

Non-existent deck.

"Off to the nail nursing home....one...by..one!!"

Serious Safety Hazard

Karmin and Seth's deck

square mess

Deck

Hot Mess!

bad to the boards

Deck is gone!

steps

POS deck

My Poor Porch--

Bray Deck

Deck me out

Danger Danger Danger

Pitiful Patio

Splintery Deck

Future Mud Hole

deck is falling down

side deck

Back Deck

Our pitiful (cant even call it a) deck..

Extremely Scary No Way Down Deck!

Rickety ol" steps

Deck-wood=lawn chairs and mud

A ghost of decks past

effed up deck

Deck

Free Deck

ONE MAN DECK

my back door

Sagging Deck

Painfully Desperate P1s

WARNING! unsafe under all circumstances

No deck

Taylor's deck

Wallace Falling In Deck

No Room to Rock

no deck

david

Deck Needed

My Deck

Now where did I put that porch?

worn out deck

Side Deck

Dan Byer

Falling Apart

Lack of Deck

Its a DECK of a MESS

Our yard

Damn Deck

parise deck

Dilapidated Deck

My little deck :(

Where's the deck???

horrible

No Deck